Look ma, no hippocampus!

Wow, my own blog. Something else to neglect. I suppose this serves a purpose to a degree so I'll try to promise to try. My goal is that someday, I'll tell a friend that someone stole my jack in the box head antenna ball and he'll say, "yeah, saw it on your blog, let's hunt down and torture the bastard". I also think this will be useful in the future after I procure a wife, as I've heard there's lots of *talking* in marriage. I can simply refer her to my blog at dinner time.

A new year, a new blog...