Double happiness

A friend invited me to have Christmas dinner with her family. I haven't had turkey in ages! And it was neat cause it was turkey, but then with chinese food. And I wish I had smaller, more prehensile teeth to pick at the delicate neck muscles of the turkey. Hmmm... does that mean I was necking a turkey? Does it count when it's dead and cooked? Do I have turkey necrophilia?! I'm sure that's going too far. I just like chewey muscle.