It's time for a new day

I've signed the papers and made my wire transfer. Enough secret deliberation, it's time for action. I'm going to get that sex change I've always wanted. Or "gender reassignment" as the invoice says. Beautiful St. Pene Clinic of Mexico City, here I come! I'm gonna have the "doctor" keep my winky's leftovers just in case I want to change my mind though. I believe I'll go with the weekend special and get the doube D's.

I'm taking suggestions on new names. Must start with a 'J'. The winner gets the first peek after the scars heal. I know you're fascinated!