Everything is spaceships

Have you noticed that everything is spaceships? Everything! Take this white-out dispenser for example. Does it not look like a small one-man scout with some sort of spinney faster-than-light drive at the rear? C'mon. Open your eyes!

And many other things look like spaceships. Especially remote controls. And computer mice. And certain types of side dishes like wedge-cut fries. Is there a conspiracy? Aliens trying to pave the way for acceptance or invasion? Am I just watching too much Battlestar Galactica? Nah, I'm just making posts that make me less dateable.