Movie review: Bambi

Ooooh, the meadow, I'm shakin'!

Yes, that's right, I haven't seen Bambi before this.

There really isn't a story is there? He didn't avenge his mother's death. He didn't stick an antler up a hunter's ass. He just knocked up the neighbor girl. By the way, if that Great Prince of the Forest is the alpha male, it's quite possible Bambi and Faline are half sibs anyway. I guess that's how it goes with royalty.

And I gotta find me that spring forest where the women just throw themselves at passing young males. Oh what grand expectations we instill in children. And Flower sure got pussy-whipped quick. I guess that's a bit more realistic.

Too much frolicking!

6/11 stars


I guess this means I must catch up on other classic films. Next up: Debbie Does Dallas.