Express my ass

First the George, now this. Why does everything look so good on infomercials?! I bought a Pasta Express because it was on sale. I make quite a bit of pasta, so I thought express would be the way to go. And I've always been so pissed at how lasagna sticks together and takes forever. I was a bit worried when I opened the box and flipped through the "cookbook", only to find a total lack of any lasagna recipes. I wasn't deterred however and I tried it. 20 minutes in the boiling water-filled tube, I removed my spinach lasagna, only to find them bonded to each other at a sub-atomic level. I tried boiling them in a regular pot for the next hour and a half, but no luck. They should make space shuttles out of this stuff. So I'm sure thin pastas like spaghetti will work fine, but who needs help with spaghetti?